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Nervous Break down in t minus 5...4...3...2...

Hey Guys, im currently interning for a site called hoponthis.com. Its a social networking site like facebook, or myspace but on this site you can gain points and rewards. Bottom line I need people to go on, create a profile and join my group. Look for me Christina_DeHoman, ad me as a friend, and i'll invite you. I also have a code to give those who join the site so please comment and i'll give it.

Please please please help.


http://hoponthis.com/

http://www.hoponthis.com/templefroginvasion

okay i lied the next post will be this:

FUCKMYMOTHERFUCKINGCOCKSUCKINGGODDAMNLIFE. WHATTHEFUCKISWRONGWITHME!!!!!! $^%&*(#(@)_!

Kicks self.

So i haven't been on in a while. I have some updates and i think the next post will be about something im working out in my mind right now, just gotta figure out how to phrase. THis post is basically to say hey, im coming back.

lets go out tonight.

So apparently im single. But we all already knew that. Why is it then, that so many people felt the need to remind of that fact like it was something i didnt know, or something that means i cant understand things, or wouldnt think about things...."well you dont have a boyfriend, so you dont understand", "you've never had a boyfriend so nvm", "Its different cause im in a relationship, you're not"....all of these things i have heard an inordinate amount of times these last couple weeks.


I get it okay, its not news, i know. I've always been single, its not something i would be confused about. Alone, Got it, Next Topic please....

So another policeman was killed today, Officer John Pawlowski. he was shot while responding to an arguement between a cab driver and another person. he is leaving behind a wife that is 2months pregnant. That brings the total to 5 officers killed in the last 10 months.
 
Pawlowski--February 13th,2009)
Simpson-- (November 17th,2008)
McDonald --(September 23rd,2008)
Nazaario-- (September 5th,2008)
and Liczbinski --(May 3rd,2008)

things seem to be getting out of hand here.

And Liczbinski... I thought i was okay with it (not that he died, but with what i saw) but everytime i hear about another cop i realize just how much it effected me, it will always be with me.

So hey... not much going on jsut classes and work but i figured i have been neglecting this so here i am.

 

i think its crazy how much my dreams effect my mood. I had one last night, about a certain person that i haven't been thinking about lately (who I'm glad i don't think about too much anymore) and it wasn't a particularly good or bad dream, there were parts that were nice, some not so much...not a very exciting dream. either way i woke up now thinking about this person, and for some reason it put me in a very wierd mood. It made me kinda sad cause that person isn't here, and the dream was just that, a dream. But honestly if what happened in that dream were true then i would not be pleased in the least. So idk... Dreams are wierd.


ps: idk why but i kinda have a thing for these two, at least in this video. and pooh cornor is a fun little song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9KzrDW-b-Q

 

So this was gonna be part of the end of the other post but it gets its own post because jsut fuck. I dont even know what to say about it. but i wanna see the movie its from now out of sheer curiosity. THis scene on its own is a little creepy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqi5F5MqqTQ

So im supposed to be reading titus andronicus. i need to read it all before class today at 1, but frankly i dont feel like it. Instead in rapping about my dick with my roommate ala Mickey Avalon (thank you amy). Heading to Target today for a humidifier, cause our heat is so dry and sucky, but im sure we will find so much more that we want and do not need at all that my pay check will probably dissapear right quick.

Okay so Embarrasing i know but i now have a my yearbook page. It was a necessary evil. See Facebook has this owned app, and i have a fair amount of money but not enough buy back My lover Amy Lee. Well if you joined myyearbook you got more money and all the money you make on myyearbook you can exchange for much more on fb. So until i can afford amylee i have to keep it. Well I im some random battle with this chick on it and if i win i get more money. So im posting it here requesting that you join and vote for me.

http://www.myyearbook.com/battles/?battleid=15359487

Also im bored and not reading and watching ridiculous videos on youtube, such as:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7e4KqGOQQ  a super cute gummy bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX9kIdwjWAA still more gummy bears

 

 

Dear Spring '09 semester,
            Hello, its nice to see you. I hope you are prepared to be my bitch.
                                                    Love,
                                                       Tini


and to everyone else, all zero ppl that actually read this: today was the first day of classes. Im kinda in love with alter hall, and interactive media seems fun, if a little intense. Tomorrow Is ad research, which i was informed today has a grand total of 4 students, including me. This is why they canceled it last semester but they couldn't do that this semester cause then all four ad majors will be screwed with our apparently lame major that no one wants. But w/e its a new semester, i went to the gym today, had good classes and im going ot have a good semester.

OH also i only have to take like 6 more classes in my major. And i think all my cores will be done this semester. So i might actually be out of here on time. Score. Now i jsut need that internship...wish me luck

Ps: im sure this the most exciting part for the rest of you. Obama. nuff said

What makes you come into the Emergency Room today for pain you've had for 4 months? GO see your Family Doctor.
Take your Infant Child to a pediatric Hopsital if you're gonna bitch about ours.
Stop coming to us with Tooth Aches, and then demand percs

And DO not Send an alert over the haste, for a stable 30yr old man with no prior, or family history for anything at all. What is the point of that

 

oye you ppl drive me crazy. This is why you wait 9 hours in the ER because we have to deal with bull shit. the less urgent you are the longer it will take to be seen when we have 5 other critical pts. and you staring at me isn't getting the doctor in there faster.

So not that is news but i hate people. They make no sense, refuse to explain (or make less sense when they try to). Maybe its me. Either way people kinda suck

 

in other news I'm back at Towers, and I'm happy to be here.

Im hungry and my room is a disaster. Im going in search of my floor if you dont hear from in 2 days send for help because that means the mess has probably swallowed me whole. Thank you that is all

So I'm going to start a business, sure it may seem like an escort service because you are paying me to go out, but it works quite differently. what you are actually paying for is relationship help, because get with me and you'll have a real girlfriend, someone else, i have no control over who it is, with in a week. I feel this will be a lucrative endeavor because multiple trial runs have been run and its been proven to work. and I'm a cheap date so there is no limit to who my client base will consist of.

So spread the word, Open for business

. If you're tired of being single, or sick of mom asking when are you gonna find a nice girlfriend, then come on down to Tini's international house of Fuck my life. I guarantee you'll have that girl in a week or less. Rates negotiable.

So anyway im going to King Of Prussia with Amy and Matt today and then Hopefully getting nails done or something anything with the incomparable Valerie. So im gonna wait and see if they ever show up (we were leaving at 12)

Comments welcome.


ps: i jsut to make sure you are aware that my subject lines, tho many seem depressing and weird are just the lyrics that happen to be playing when i get around to the subject line. Kthnxbai

Im so bored with break... can we please get our heads together and find out somewhere to hang out and what to do?



Ps: i think Gregg Alexander was hot

i shouldn't be allowed a block buster account, i rented movies like 2 weeks ago, then i worked everyday. today i picked something up off my floor to find those movies waiting for me. 
 

***Squealing fan girl alert***

Secret Life of the American Teenager is back on Tuesday!!!! I cant wait, i say we have a party to watch it, and everytime  Ben professes his undying 16 yr old love for amy, Ricky is slimey, Or Ben's Dad makes an after school special like statement, ot mentions meat....you take a shot. Sure we'll all die of alcohol poisoning, but i will totally be worth it.
 

you totally fucking blocked me... Cool

its not the end of the world... So Fuck it

and if it is, its over now so why worry?

breathing is good...


i would also like to get into a fight, like screaming at the top of my lungs, because im pissed off for no reason and think it will feel great
 

i cant wait to go back to school, this break kinda sucked. But its w/e we all know i will bitch and moan and then deal. right now i think we are at the smile and pretend phase, so i estimate that in 2 days or so i will be back to my "fuck with me and i'll kick your ass, because your really not with it" self. 

In other news HAPPY NEW YEAR, lets try to make this one suck a little less, i wouldn't mind it if we could bring back a little 2001-2002, those where good times. How was everyone's New years btw?